Q: What’s the funniest way to get your girlfriend slightly upset but crazy happy at you all the same time?
A: Tell her you bought one of her birthday presents TWO MONTHS early.
Jodi is gonna FLIIIIIIIIIP out when she sees what I got her. And whatever you’re thinking right now: no, it’s not that. Eh, not that either. 

Q: What’s the funniest way to get your girlfriend slightly upset but crazy happy at you all the same time?

A: Tell her you bought one of her birthday presents TWO MONTHS early.

Jodi is gonna FLIIIIIIIIIP out when she sees what I got her. And whatever you’re thinking right now: no, it’s not that. Eh, not that either. 

  1. jodilyn said: You’re such a poophead.
  2. edatrix said: THIS IS NOT COOL. chris pulls this shit on me all the time.
  3. wallofdis said: "happy at you" = cutest thing I’ve read all day (it’s already 2.30pm here so I ain’t lying)
  4. oldmanasante posted this