1. Q: What’s the funniest way to get your girlfriend slightly upset but crazy happy at you all the same time?
A: Tell her you bought one of her birthday presents TWO MONTHS early.
Jodi is gonna FLIIIIIIIIIP out when she sees what I got her. And whatever you’re thinking right now: no, it’s not that. Eh, not that either. 

    Q: What’s the funniest way to get your girlfriend slightly upset but crazy happy at you all the same time?

    A: Tell her you bought one of her birthday presents TWO MONTHS early.

    Jodi is gonna FLIIIIIIIIIP out when she sees what I got her. And whatever you’re thinking right now: no, it’s not that. Eh, not that either. 

    1. jodilyn said: You’re such a poophead.
    2. edatrix said: THIS IS NOT COOL. chris pulls this shit on me all the time.
    3. wallofdis said: "happy at you" = cutest thing I’ve read all day (it’s already 2.30pm here so I ain’t lying)
    4. oldmanasante posted this

neither here. nor there.

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