neither here. nor there.

the musings of a twenty-something A-T-Lien in the nation's capital.
this is why we can’t have nice things (even in a fantasy world) So I lost by a mere 11 points in the finals of my buddy Christian’s fantasy football league. Regardless, I had a blast, so I decided to join his fantasy basketball league. I don’t follow the NBA as much as I did in high school. But put on a Mavs or Hawks game and I’m in the zone. Plus, fantasy sports have been a great way to keep in touch with my Atlanta friends. And it’s a great way to talk trash. Sometimes. Most of us in the league have never played fantasy basketball, let alone knew who to draft, let alone even play actual basketball. So the dissing and banter is arbitrary. To some extent.  Allen, another one of my Atlanta buddies, got in a heated debate/trash-talking session (all via the Yahoo! Sports messaging program, mind you) over something the commissioner couldn’t control, unfortunately: stat errors. Christian responded, “Ummm, too bad, so sad, things happen, stop crying, etc.” Case closed. Sort of. Just when I thought the conversation died, Christian’s thirty-something cousin, (who I will refer to as “Bam” because I don’t know his real name) comes in with this attempt at a slam dunk: Hey Chris yall had me crying laughing @ you all’s lil spat since when did we allow kids to be apart of our fantasy leagues? I mean was that a joke? he actually thought he would get some sympathy or even an apology for your fuck ups, hell been there and done that your beating a dead horse with that buddy and if u cant take the shit talking then your in the wrong league cause im the #1 trash talker in this Mutherfucker and im going to win this damn league cause im still pissed from losing in the football league so with that being said FUCK ALL OF U I WILL DESTROY EVERY LAST SINGLE ONE OF U FUCKERS I HOPE YOUR PLAYERS GET SICK AND BREAK THEIR LEGS I HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF U, DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH THIS SEASON NOW IF U WILL EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO PUT SOME WATER IN CHRISTIANS MAMA’S DISH BOWL!!!! (know u guys been waiting on it lol)P.S. to the guy who’s whining “WHY SO SERIOUS” I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that he’s a grown man who can’t write complete, grammatically correct sentences or the fact that he just compared his aunt to a dog.  Oh joy. This season is going to be soooooooo fun.

this is why we can’t have nice things (even in a fantasy world)

So I lost by a mere 11 points in the finals of my buddy Christian’s fantasy football league. Regardless, I had a blast, so I decided to join his fantasy basketball league. I don’t follow the NBA as much as I did in high school. But put on a Mavs or Hawks game and I’m in the zone. Plus, fantasy sports have been a great way to keep in touch with my Atlanta friends.

And it’s a great way to talk trash. Sometimes.

Most of us in the league have never played fantasy basketball, let alone knew who to draft, let alone even play actual basketball. So the dissing and banter is arbitrary. To some extent. 

Allen, another one of my Atlanta buddies, got in a heated debate/trash-talking session (all via the Yahoo! Sports messaging program, mind you) over something the commissioner couldn’t control, unfortunately: stat errors. Christian responded, “Ummm, too bad, so sad, things happen, stop crying, etc.”

Case closed. Sort of.

Just when I thought the conversation died, Christian’s thirty-something cousin, (who I will refer to as “Bam” because I don’t know his real name) comes in with this attempt at a slam dunk:

Hey Chris yall had me crying laughing @ you all’s lil spat since when did we allow kids to be apart of our fantasy leagues? I mean was that a joke? he actually thought he would get some sympathy or even an apology for your fuck ups, hell been there and done that your beating a dead horse with that buddy and if u cant take the shit talking then your in the wrong league cause im the #1 trash talker in this Mutherfucker and im going to win this damn league cause im still pissed from losing in the football league so with that being said FUCK ALL OF U I WILL DESTROY EVERY LAST SINGLE ONE OF U FUCKERS I HOPE YOUR PLAYERS GET SICK AND BREAK THEIR LEGS I HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF U, DIE A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH THIS SEASON NOW IF U WILL EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO PUT SOME WATER IN CHRISTIANS MAMA’S DISH BOWL!!!! (know u guys been waiting on it lol)

P.S. to the guy who’s whining “WHY SO SERIOUS”

I don’t know what’s worse: the fact that he’s a grown man who can’t write complete, grammatically correct sentences or the fact that he just compared his aunt to a dog. 

Oh joy. This season is going to be soooooooo fun.

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