March 2011
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Give Me Everything (Tonight)
Pitbull Feat. Ne-Yo & Nayer
Pitbull ft. Ne-Yo & Nayer - Give Me Everything (Tonight)
(could not have found such a beautiful song/gif pairing anywhere other than on ONTD)
Aaaaand this is exactly why we are mixtape partners in crime. Brilliant.
“I just finished the dose — Rx for the last pic w/that contraption for NUCLEAR PHOTOGRAPHY! To me, it looks more like something MARVIN THE MARTIAN rides in on LOONEY TUNES. The whole experienece ended @ 2:20 pm My doctor will talk tom me on Mon. However, they have assured me that if they found anything UNUSUAL, they would have told me and not allowed me to go home. Meaning if u are about to have a CARDIAC ARREST, they will not let u go home. THANKS TO Y’ALL FOR UR SUPPORT. I have to find humor else I will lose my mind. You kinds are my source of inspiration and I LOVE YOU ALL.”
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Mother Dearest.
She had a bit of a scare this week, after her first physical in a few years. Doc said she needed to take some rather expensive tests to see what was up with her heart. I’m so glad she was able to get it all checked out. And now, we wait and hope for the best!
Rolling in the Deep (Adele Cover)
John Legend
john legend “rolling in the deep” [adele cover]
Oh hai, Vital Statistics Department in hometown...
It’s 2011.
You shouldn’t make it that hard for me to receive a copy of my birth certificate. Because, you know, that’s one of your main services. And since I need it to get a new passport, you really should think twice about making my glass case of emotion this week even worse than it already is.
If I were really that mischievous and a Grade A schemer, I think the Internets could help me commit identity fraud. Oh, whats the Internet, you ask? You’ve probably never heard of it.
Thanks,
Disgruntled Washingtonian Who’s Eager To Travel To Ghana Sometime This Year
