“The competitions for mayorhood and other badges have already become tedious. According to the Wall Street Journal, patrons of the Buttermilk Bar in Brooklyn are pissed because the bartender is the mayor. It’s official, I never want to visit the Buttermilk. They also tell the tale of a young woman who’s dying to be the mayor of her coffeeshop. Listen, lady. If meaningless electronic competitions mean that much to you, buy yourself a Wii and unlock a bunch of surprises playing tennis or something. You can get all the approval you need and maybe even burn off some of those venti soy half-caf lattes you’ve been sucking down hoping to earn your imaginary trophy.”
Hilarious take on an App that I will never purchase if I ever buy an iPhone. Props to Anna for posting this on her GChat feed.
